Saturday, July 28, 2007

Super Models In Drug Re Hab

Warning: Smoking Hot MATURE Content Ahead.

If you've got issues with good looking men and women in an institutional setting, then you need to go elsewhere.

Everybody else, enjoy this little pictorial series by that genius Steve Meisel that ran in the Italian Vogue this July that's ripped been "ripped from today's celebrity headlines".

Too bad this will never run in the American edition of Vogue, given how uptight, prudish and immature we Americans are.

But man, oh man, what fun the shit-storm of outrage and moral indignation would be if anybody did have the cajones to do this would be.

As Britney, Paris and Lindsay can tell you, Drug Rehab's, like the eponymous "Promises, Promises" have a 90% failure rate.

It's the greatest business on earth, because:

"The customer is always, always, always WRONG."

Which insures that the clientèle will always come back for more punishment for the egregious sin of wanting to enjoy themselves, which just isn't done in our Modern Day American Culture.

Talk about predatory, but that's how business is done in America.

Here's something that works, Ibogaine, which has about a 60% success rate, but you'll never hear about it because there is no money it.

In order to see the pics in their full screen glory, right click on them and select 'view image' and then go back to see more.

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Vogue Italia July 2007
Super Mods Enter Rehab
Photographed by Steven Meisel
Styled by Karl Templer
Models: Agyness Deyn, Denisa Dvorakova, Guinevere van Seenus, Irina Kulikova, Iselin Steiro, Lara Stone, Masha Tyelna, Missy Rayder, Sasha Pivovarova and Tasha Tilberg

Saturday, July 21, 2007

An Isolated Incident?

Or is there a grain of truth to that old Urban Legend that...

"Cops have the best dope?"

$2.5 million bucks in a 15 pound bag, not hard to see how something like this might have a corrupting influence on our Brave Men In Blue.

I'll bet his motives were good in joining the Police Force, as it is with most cops, then temptation like this comes along....

Detroit Cop Accused Of Stealing Cocaine

Detroit Police Chief Ella Bully-Cummings today announced that a narcotics officer has been suspended for allegedly stealing six kilograms, about 13.2 pounds, of uncut cocaine from the department's property room.

The chief said the officer had the authority to sign out cocaine from the room and is suspected of replacing it with another substance and keeping the drug. She said the uncut cocaine has a street value of about $2.4 million.

The officer, whom she wouldn't identify because he hasn't been charged with a crime, was suspended Wednesday night with pay pending a criminal and dept investigation. His pay status will be reviewed before the Board of Police Commissioners.

"I, along with the hardworking members of this police department, have absolutely no tolerance for anyone who chooses to tarnish the image of the Detroit Police Department and defy the oath taken by police officers," Bully-Cummings said.

Bully-Cummings said he is a veteran narcotics officer who had access to drug evidence in criminal cases.

She said the FBI is assisting in the criminal investigation and internal affairs is involved in the departmental investigation.

Tuesday, July 3, 2007

Free Scooter!!!!



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Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Ann Coulter Win Ugliest Dog Of The Year Award, Again!!!

It's That Time Of The Year Again......

As sure as the rain will fall, and the sun will shine, I'm a gonna get me what's mine, I find it absolutely amazing, to no end, that each, and every year, that one can count on two con-current events happening simultaneously ....

One is that:

"Teh Ugliest Dog In The World"

Willl be beknighted:




And Ann Coulter will do a live, stand-up remote on Tweetiebird's, aka, Chris Matthews, Hardball show on MSNBC:





Coincidence?

Or is it.....

Satan?

Given the inherent bias of this site, my money's not on Satan.

I'm just sayin'.....

UPDATE: The above pic of Coulter is from a year ago, these two are from yesterday's appearance to flog her POS book, now out in paperback:






What's really scary is not only Coulter, but her Kool-Aid swilling fans that surround her.

If there was ever an indictment of America's Educational System, the fact that she has so many of these pin-heads that like her, and what she stands for, than that is it.

I fear for my country's future, if this is what our self-proclaimed "best and brightest" are into these days.

Monday, June 25, 2007

Meditations on "Freedom" Fries Michael Moore's Sicko and The Ghettoization of America

If you recall, in March of 2003, as the United States was ramping up towards its invasion of Iraq, there was a bit of a kerfluffle between ourselves and the nation of France over France's lack of support for the war.

Things got so bad between us that there was a movement, spearheaded by now disgraced Republican Congressman Bob Ney, to eliminate all things France from the American Lexicon, not the least of which was to rename "French Fries" "Freedom Fries."

But we weren't going to go as far as abandon Washington DC, the city in which Ney made his proposal, despite it having been designed by a Frenchman, Lafayette, nor ship The Statue of Liberty back to France.

It was essentially just an attention getting PR gimmick, one of many of the jingoistic ones that were in vogue at the time, such as trying to run the multi-Grammy award winning Dixie Chicks out of town on a rail, and impugning the patriotism of any and all Americans that questioned entering this war on what we know now to be lies and the flimsiest of evidence.

Ney pushed it so far as to have the menu changed in the Congress's Rayburn Office Building Cafeteria to reflect this, the picture you see here on the left was taken during this time period.

I can personally vouch for the authenticity of this sign, in that it was during this time period that I was in the employee of lobbyists on Capitol Hill and the Rayburn was the spot that I would have my breakfast in instead of at home because my job entailed being up on The Hill at an ungodly hour.

On my very first day that I was working there, as I was ordering my scrambled eggs I was shocked to find myself standing in front of that very sign that had garnered so much national attention.

What happened next was even more shocking.

As I was waiting for the counterman to finish my order I was approached by a black woman who I estimated to be in her late 40s/early 50s. In her hand she was holding a plastic oyster shell that contained a hard-boiled egg

Saturday, June 23, 2007

This Blog Is Not For The Weak Minded




Wow, things are even worse in this neo-Puritanical culture than I thought. Here's what earned me the ignominy of an NC-17 blog rating:

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:
* hell (19x) * fucking (5x) * dead (4x) * shit (3x) * bitch (2x) * sex (1x)
Pathetic.

As if my words could do more damage to young minds of America than the failed, rated G, Public School System of America.

Cut me a fucking break.

These cocksucking, priggish, fucked in the head, shit for brains, bitch, cunt prudes, who probably haven't ever had a decent fucking, (y'know the kind involving, horrors, that unholiest of human acts, sex), are now officially dead to me.

What has anyone ever gotten from any of them, except a world of misery, anyways?

100 Movies, 100 Quotes, 100 Numbers



Now this is a lot of hard work.






Awesome.

Sunday, June 17, 2007

The Watergate Nixon Shrine

I had a client in the Watergate building on the 6th floor. Right next door to them was the actual office where the break-in occured, so, on this, the 35th Anniversary of the scandal, I thought I'd post some of the pics that they were kind enough to allow me to take, here.

Enjoy this little slice of Washington DC history....










Thursday, June 14, 2007

GigaOM GigaOM Top 10 Most Popular MMOs «

GigaOM GigaOM Top 10 Most Popular MMOs «

If I had a dollar for each person on all these, it would be $36M per month.

Nice revenue stream.

UPDATE:

Nyc here, trailing Dennis.

As much as I am loathe to send anyone away from A Pen Warmed In Hell, to some other point on the Werld Wide Websicle, (that we know and love as the tube of trucks that is the Internets, only to have the 50 odd people that show up here everyday leave and never come back), there are times when one must defer to another's Superior Kung-Fu.

In this case it's the work of Mr. D. Wong, who has given the world the first, last, and always, word on MMORPGs.

See here.

Ya'll come back now, see ya real soon.

~nyc

SiliconValley.com - Networking sites launchpad for business

SiliconValley.com - Networking sites launchpad for business

Fascinating look at how flexible Web 2.0 is, and how fast moving! These kids today...

The Singularity Approacheth....

"Is It Live, Or Is It Memorex?"

"Skynet begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug. "
For the last several years it has been a running gag between me and those that know me that it's getting harder and harder to tell the difference between what we know as "Reality" and what passes for the fine reportage from "America's Finest News Source," otherwise known as "The Onion".

Nation Hoping For A Windy Flag Day

June 5, 2007 | Issue 43•23

WASHINGTON, DC—With June 14 just a week away, citizens nationwide are hoping that brisk, windy weather is in store for this Flag Day.

"A Flag Day without wind is like a Columbus Day with mail delivery: It just doesn't feel right," said Coast Guard Rear Adm. Roger Jessup, who is serving as this year's Flag Day grand marshal. "I long for the Flag Days of my youth, when the winds were always strong and steady. Seems like in the past few years there's barely been a breeze and Old Glory just droops. Except for Flag Day '02, when it was so blustery the flag whipped right around the flagpole."

Jessup, whose duties include answering Flag Day mail from the nation's children, added that if everyone tried as hard as they could to be good this week, "perhaps Starry Stripes, the Flag Day Fairy, will blow some nice breezy air our way."
Well, I'm here to tell you that today, June 14th, 2007, at exactly 5am, EST, the Flag Day commemoration here in the United States Of America, The Weather Channel led with an item about the effects that gusty winds will have on the Stars And Stripes that will be proudly flown today.

I don't know any other way to put this....

We're in big fucking trouble.

Tell Me The Part Again How Our Healthcare System Isn't Broken....

.... Because I'd love to hear it.



In Russia, in the Ukraine, the world's best region for growing crops, in the 1930s, millions starved to death because of a broken political system.

In America today, the country with the world's best Health Care, millions of the uninsured are going to end up just as dead as those Ukrainian peasants, as a result of a system of doing things that is just as broken as what those Ukrainians had to deal with 2 generations ago.

(Insert appropriate Santanya quote here.)

UPDATE: This has gone viral, with the latest news being that the Hospital in question is looking at being shut down within 2 weeks if they don't get it together.

Whatever.

I call *bullshit* on that because what happened at this one particular hospital is not the cause of the problem, but merely a symptom.

Deal with it.

Monday, June 11, 2007

7 Minute Sopranos

For those of you living under a rock, or who don't have HBO, here's a little something to bring you up to speed tonight, in case you're wondering what all the fuss is about:




We now return you to your regularly scheduled Paris Hilton programming.

Friday, June 8, 2007

The Shawskank Redemption Courtesy of Al Gore's Current TV



The 8th of June, 2007, was the 1,500th day since 1 May 2003, on which our President of these here United States of America, one George Walker Bush, stood on the deck of the battleship, the USS Abraham Lincoln, and declared to all and sundry that....

"Major Combat Operations In Iraq Have Ended"

And, for those of you keeping score at home, yesterday, 8 June, 2007, was also the very same day that combat deaths by US Servicemen crossed the 3,500 killed in action threshold.

You can look it up.

I don't know why, but I didn't see or hear any mention of those two facts anywhere yesterday.

3,500 dead in war over a course of 1,500 days is not all that big a deal, it works out to 2.33333 killed a day, which is nothing, compared to the casualty rate of our Civil War of the 1860s, (since Abraham Lincoln's name has come up, see above), in which, in a single battle, in a single afternoon, late in the war, that 3,500+ Americans were killed fighting other Americans.

And those 3,500 dead were on the Union, the winning side, of the battle.

As far as loathing the 'Cult of Celebrity' in America goes, you're welcome to your hate, and shit, but dude, it was ever thus.

Whose face is on the One Dollar Bill?

"First In War, First In Peace, First In The Hearts Of His Countrymen."

From its inception, The United States Of America has been, first, last, and always, about the cult of celebrity.

George Washington was a celebrity, Ben Franklin was a celebrity, Jimi Hendrix was a celebrity, Jackson Pollack was a celebrity, FDR was a celebrity, Thomas Edison was a celebrity, Steve Jobs is a celebrity, Al Sharpton is a celebrity.

Celebrity.

Celebrity.

Celebrity.

Celebrity in America is the engine that drives the train of our culture.

When Clark Gable appeared bare chested on screen in Frank Capra's "It Happened One Night" sales of mens white cotton T-Shirts plummeted.

When Monica Lewinsky was mentioned to be a thong wearing gal, sales at Victoria's Secret's lingerie section skyrocketed.

Without celebrity in America, not a damn thing would happen here, so you're welcome to condemn celebrities all you want, but without them, where do you think we'd all be?

More insightful commentary like this here.

Thursday, June 7, 2007

Monday, April 2, 2007

Do The Math: The Billion Dollar US Presidency

From the very beginning, it's a been a given that money and celebrity has always been part of US politics, for example, the Father of Our Country, George Washington, was not only the most famous colonialist and Army General, but he was one of the richest men in America, being that the woman he married, Martha Custis, was an extremely wealthy Colonial Era widow.

Her fortune, in today's dollars, would handily eclipse the multi-billion dollar Heinz Ketchup one of John Kerry's wife, Theresa Heinz Kerry.

That being said, in all the gushing reports that are coming over the transom today about the Presidential campaign fund raising efforts over the amounts being raised in the last quarter by the front running, secondary and tertiary candidates, of both the Democratic and Republican candidates, there is nary one mention that the hundreds of millions of dollars coming from campaign contributors, so far, is for a job whose annual salary is, wait for it...

$400,000.00 a year.

Or, $1.6 million dollars over the course of the 4 year term of office of the US Presidency.

Let me put this another way.

Well over a billion US dollars is going to be raised and spent, between now and November 2008, for a job that pays less than $2 million dollars.

That means roughly for every $625 dollars that is spent, (roughly the weekly salary of the average US wage earner), the return to the the one that wins the election will be $1 US dollar.

What's wrong with this picture?

Don't know about you, but if I spent $625 and only got $1 dollar back, I'd feel kind of foolish, wouldn't you?

Please bear in mind that the winner of the election, among their other duties, will to be to present Congress with the annual Federal Budget for the United States of America.

Seen in this light, it does kind of eliminate all the grousing that will invariably go on over the Federal Budget, since whoever it is that is going to be putting those numbers together, does subscribe to a different set of mathematical principles that the average person does.

Then again, it might be worth it to whoever spends that $625 dollars to get $1 dollar back if they get to claim the title of "Most Powerful Person In The World" for a short period of time, so to them this might be an entirely logical endeavor.

All kidding aside, I don't know of anything else that points out just how fundamentally flawed our entire political campaign process is in the United States, and I mean all of it, not just presidential campaign politics, since the reality is is that we live in a "top down" society, so what happens at the presidential level does impact what happens locally, and when comes to politics in America, it all draws from the same well.

The biggest problem with this is not the obscene amounts of money needed to run for political office in America, but the fact that it excludes so many worthwhile and qualified people from even contemplating running for office.

Try to look at it from their perspective, not only does one's personal life have to be squeaky clean and appropriately worshipful, (at this writing, there's only one avowed atheist serving in either chamber of Congress), or face a daily hammering in the media for some off-hand comment you made when you were a 15 year old boarding school student, but then you've got to raise enough money, in the course of just a single campaign cycle, that could put your kid's kids through Harvard Medical or Law School, all for a thankless job that barely pays the rent, that, once you've been elected, you've got to gear up for again, and again, every few years, and then go through the whole fund raising process again, in an interminable 'lather, rinse, repeat' mode.

Is it any wonder that most people who would otherwise run for office take a good look at the way the game is rigged and respectfully decline to pursue that option?

This is obviously a huge, intractable problem, that's not going to go away anytime soon, certainly not during the 2008 election cycle, so what's the solution and just how soon will it be able to be implemented?

It's not going to be enough to say, 'Oh, this is bad, we've got to get the money out of politics', because that's been said and tried before, and has brought us to this current impasse.

Another approach needs to be tried, and I'm afraid at this current juncture the only that readily presents itself is to let this current process go through to its bitter end and burn itself out and collapse under its own weight.

The catch is is that when that inevitably happens, which if history is any sort of a guide, it will, the holder of the US Presidency, while they may be an extremely powerful person, as far as something like that goes, they will no longer be considered "The Most Powerful Person On Earth", and nor will the United States of America be the most powerful nation on earth anymore.

It's a shame really, things could have been so different.

Thursday, March 29, 2007

White House Radio and Television Correspondents Dinner



"I like to tear the tops off of small animals in my spare time..." Karl Rove

Monday, March 26, 2007

On Meeting Tom DeLay In An Unusual Place In NYC


(This is a cross-post from a comment I left on Crooks and Liars)


I shook The Bug Man's hand this past week in NYC.


I was in the lobby of the newspaper, The Forward, (an Air America sponsor, btw, more on this below), going to see them on business, when I looked up and saw the disgraced Congress Critter.


I couldn't help it, I blurted out his name, which led to him sticking his paw out for a shake.


I was too close to refuse it, so I took it.

For a piece of ooze, I must admit that he had a decent firm and grip, not too gross and clammy, as you might expect.



That's the nicest, most charitable, thing I can say about him, outside of the fact that he looks just like his mug-shot in person, only shorter, balder, (I'm taller, leaner, and have much better hair, thank you very much), and DeLay doesn't look like he's missing too many meals.


Anyways we locked out mitts for a moment, and as we did, Mr. DeLay said to me,


"Nyc, Tom DeLay, it's a pleasure to meet to meet you."


To which I responded:


"Sir, I couldn't possibly begin to say the same to you.

Not after what you and yours have done to my country."



He kinda drew back, not sure if he heard me right, and just so there was no mistake I asked him,


"How's that case of yours in Texas coming along for you?"


He said it was great, that "they didn't want to to trial" at which I just snorted, and then I asked him about this new Congress, and what he thought of them and he replied that he was "disappointed."


I'll bet.


The elevator arrives, and as you can expect, it's not just awkward in there, but as DeLay's fellow Texan, Kinky Friedman, would say, a complete tension convention in there.


He nattered on about how his congress had done some great work in the 12 years he worked on the Hill, and I told him that I had seen it up close and personal for the near three years I worked on the Hill and that it was going to take a generation to undo.


Finally, the elevator stopped at our floor, we were going to same place on separate business, and the last thing he heard from me was,


"I need to take a really hot and soapy shower now."


What I'm having a real problem with here is that, given its illustrious history, WTF is going on that The Forward would let something like that into their offices?


I don't get it.


I didn't ask then, but I can ask now. 


If anyone has an answer to that question, I'd love to hear it.


My hunch is is that it goes beyond making the rounds for his new book.


Another question is, is that in DeLay's three person party, one was a tall nebbishy dude and the third was this uber-hottie, that was most definitely not his wife.

How do human scum-buckets like him attract women like that?

The Kissinger thing doesn't apply here, (since DeLay's been driven out of Office), or does it?



~Nyc

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

The Untapped, $5 Trillion Market

Dennis Crow, Our Pen Warmed In Hell regular contributor wrote:


The Untapped, $5 Trillion Market
Doing the math on this suggests that the bottom of the pyramid (BOP) folks average $1250 per year income. Hmmmm, I made about $5K last year. I guess things could be worse.


Let me, Nyc Alberts, respond to this:

$5K last year?

Ouch.

I didn't do much better, myself, but then again, I know I'm not my motherfucking khakis, so it doesn't sting as much as the TV tells me that it's supposed to.

So there.

This article is slightly disingenuous in that while it states that the purchasing power for the 4 billion Bottom of the pyramid (BOP) folks is $5 trillion dollars, it completely leaves off just how many trillions of dollars of purchasing power we 2 billion folks at the Top of The Pyramid (TOP) have to spend.

Put the TOP and BOP cash figures together and divide by 6.5 billion, and then you'll really have something to work with.

In the meantime, consider this, courtesy your friend and mine, Tyler Durden:

"You are not your motherfucking khakis"


Thursday, March 15, 2007

It's About Fucking Time....




"Mr President, you're leading us off a cliff.

Stop.

I yield the floor."





Sunday, March 11, 2007

This is Even Funnier

As it turns out, Mr. Matt Sanchez was actually outed by a guy named "Larry" on Christmas Eve of 2006 on a Chairman Mann Coulter Fansite on Myspace.


Here's the entry from the Myspace page itself:






Larry





I am surprised that Mr. Sanchez has such right-wing views, considering his past. I recentlyy stumbled across irrefutable proff that Mr. Sanchez is the former gay-pornstar actor "Rod Majors" who professed to be bisexual when he was pushing his pornograpgic material to the gay public. I would have thought he'd be ultraliberal. This is plain, pure hypocrisy and I have forwarded my evidence to "The Smoking Gun".America needs honesty right now. Not so hypocritical garbage passing himself off as the guardian of morality.

Posted by Larry on Sunday, December 24, 2006 at 1:15 PM
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J.D.



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  1. The Best of Dave Logan (1999) (V)
  2. Touched by an Anal (1997) (V)
  3. Jawbreaker (1995) (V) .... Convict 3
  4. All About Last Night (1995) (V)
  5. Built Tough (1995) (V) .... Rod
  6. Beat Off Frenzy (1994) (V)
  7. Bi-conflict (1994) (V) .... David
  8. Conflict of Interest (1994) (V) .... Rod
  9. Idol Country (1994) (V) .... First guy in barn
  10. Laid to Order (1994) (V) .... Third guy on couch
  11. Lunch Hour 2: Sweating Grease (1994) (V) .... Garage thief
  12. Man to Men (1994) (V) .... No-nonsense top
  13. Secret Sex 2: The Sex Radicals (1994) (V)
  14. Montreal Men (1993) (V) (as Pierre LaBranche) .... First hustler
  15. Woody's (1993) (V) .... Rod
  16. Call of the Wild (1992) (V) (as Pierre LaBranche)

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From the Internet Movie Database:
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Rod Majors

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Gee, Larry... how about chapter and verse? Put your documentation where your mouth is... if it's irrefutable, let us see it, because I wasn't able to find it at The Smoking Gun!

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