Now This Is What I Call Good Start For A K Street Krook

Ahh, to have been a fly on the wall in Central Booking, can't you just imagine the mental imagery of how that went down:

"Mr. Abramoff, I need you assume the position sir.

Grab a hold of your ankles, lift up your nut-sack now, and cough 2 times for me, Mr. Abramoff, sir."