Can I Get A Witness?!?!?

Can I Get A Witness?!?!?

Today's The Motherflucking Day!!!!

Let's Get Down To Business!!!!!

Hell The Fuck YEAH, Baby!!

(With All Apologies To That White Rapper Dude Outta Detroit)

Almost there....

It's 55 minutes past 11......

The Swearing In is only moments away.

And so much for that:

"Long National Nightmare Being Over"

The nightmare has only just begun for those Republican assholes that have run roughshod over the American Peoples.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer group of people.

And I mean that in the nicest fucking way.

:-)

Payback IS a motherfucking bitch.

It's about fucking time, inn't matey?

Time to roll up our sleeves and get to work on behalf of the American People.

Finally...

An end to this nonsense.

Whew.

And here I was thinking it would never end, and shit.

Republican Bitches and gentlemen!

It's SHOWTIME!

Hurry hurry, step right up!
Introducin the star of our show.. his name is..
(The Democratic US Congress!)
You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now
So without further adieux, I bring to you
(The Democratic US Congress!)

Let's get down to business

I don't got no time to play around

What is this?

Must be a circus in town

Let's shut the shit down on these Republican clowns;

Can I get a witness?

(HELL YEAH!!!!!)

[The Democratic US Congress]

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee wilikers, American People,

"Holy bat syllables!"

Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I'm gone,
time to get rid of these Republican rap criminals*

*[The American People]

Hey!

Democratic US Congress! !!

It Sounds like an S.O.S.

[The Democratic US Congress]

Holy wack unlyrical lyrics American People, you're fuckin right!!

[The American People]

To the Rapmobile - let's go!

The Democratic US Congress! !!!

The Democratic US Congress!!!!!

[The Democratic US Congress]

Republican Bitches and gentlemen!

It's SHOWTIME!

Hurry hurry, step right up!

Introducin the star of our show.. his name is..

The Democratic US Congress!!!!!!

You wouldn't want to be anywhere else in the world right now!

So, without further adieux, I bring to you

The Democratic US Congress!!!!

(What you guys couldn't get Billy Shears? Ed.)

[The Democratic US Congress]

You bout to witness, hip-hop in its most purest
more rawest form, flow almost flawless
Most hardest, most honest known artist
Chip off the old block, but oh Doc is BACK
Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden
With his own private plane, his own pilot (update: not any more he don't, Editor.)
Set to blow college dorm rooms doors off the hinges
oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
(*chainsaw sound* VROOM VROOM! Yeah, here I come
I'm inches, away from you, dear fear none
Hip-Hop is in a state of nine-one-one so..

[Chorus 2X: The Democratic US Congress]
Let's get down to business
I don't got no time to play around, what is this?
Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down
on these clowns; can I get a witness? (HELL YEAH!)

[The Democratic US Congress]
Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles
Gee wilikers American People, "Holy bat syllables!"
Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham
when I'm gone, time to get rid of these rap criminals
So skip to your lou while I do what I do best
You ain't even impressed no more; you're used to it
Flows too wet, nobody close to it
Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit
The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on
in eighty songs and exaggerate it all so much
they make it all up, there's no such thing
Like a female with good looks who cooks and cleans
It just means so much more to so much more
people when you're rappin and you know what for
The show must go on; so I'd like to welcome y'all
to The Democratic US Congress and Andre's car-ni-val, c'mon! Now

[Chorus]

[The Democratic US Congress]
It's just like old times, the Dynamic Duo
Two old friends, why panic? You already know
who's fully capable, the two caped heroes
Dial straight down the center, eight-zero-zero
You can even call collect, the most feared duet
since me and Elton, played career Russian Roulette
And never even see me blink or get to bustin a sweat
People steppin over people just to rush to the set
just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely
Ease over these beats and be so breezy
Jesus how can shit be so easy?
How can one Chandra be so Levy?
Turn on these beats, MC's don't see me
Believe me; BET and MTV
are gonna grieve when we leave dog, fo' sheezy
Can't leave rap alone, the game needs me
'til we grow beards, get weird and disappear
into the mountains - nothin but clowns down here
But we, ain't fuckin around round here
Yo American People (whattup?) Can I get hell..? (HELL YEAH!) Now

[Chorus]

[Outro]
So there you have it folks (The Democratic US Congress!) has come to save the day
Back with his friend The American People, here to remind you that bullshit does not pay
Because (The Democratic US Congress!) and The American People are here to stay
and never go away, until our dying day
Until we're old and grey (The American People!)
So until next time friends, same blonde hair, same rap channel
Good night everyone, thank you for coming
Your host for the evening (The Democratic US Congress!)
Oh! Heh